{"id":1792,"date":"2011-02-25T09:09:44","date_gmt":"2011-02-25T14:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/?p=1792"},"modified":"2011-02-25T09:09:44","modified_gmt":"2011-02-25T14:09:44","slug":"pretty-fly-for-a-white-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/pretty-fly-for-a-white-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"Pretty Fly for a White Guy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess the grass is always greener&#8230;or in this case whiter.<\/p>\n<p>Since we landed more than five months ago, we&#8217;ve been in search of new and interesting products to use (or just to commentate on). We couldn&#8217;t help but notice one of the more interesting range of health and beauty products out there involved whitening.<\/p>\n<p>Your teeth? No, your skin of course! I guess all of us whities out there looking to get a little color so as not to blind passersby are ruining a highly desired asset (well at least to some of our darker colored neighbors) &#8211; white skin. Check out a few products to help get that fly &#8220;white guy&#8221; look&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1792 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/pretty-fly-for-a-white-guy\/img00004\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG00004-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1793\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1793'>\n\t\t\t\tFlawless white refers to your skin, ladies, not your teeth&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/pretty-fly-for-a-white-guy\/img00148\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG00148-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1794\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1794'>\n\t\t\t\tI don&#8217;t know what dude wants to be called &#8220;fair&#8221; and &#8220;lovely&#8221; but this stuff sells&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/pretty-fly-for-a-white-guy\/img00149\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG00149-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1795\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1795'>\n\t\t\t\tThis wins for the most manly looking skin whitening cream!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess the grass is always greener&#8230;or in this case whiter. Since we landed more than five months ago, we&#8217;ve been in search of new and interesting products to use (or just to commentate on). We couldn&#8217;t help but notice one of the more interesting range of health and beauty products out there involved whitening&#8230;. <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/pretty-fly-for-a-white-guy\/\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-1792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-picture","tag-random-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1792"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1803,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792\/revisions\/1803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}