{"id":6168,"date":"2014-01-20T09:00:05","date_gmt":"2014-01-20T14:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/?p=6168"},"modified":"2014-01-17T11:21:29","modified_gmt":"2014-01-17T16:21:29","slug":"colins-first-year-by-the-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/colins-first-year-by-the-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Colin&#8217;s First Year: By the Numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when you cross first-time parents who tracked all of Colin&#8217;s diapers and bottles, with an accountant father? A whole lot of data.<\/p>\n<p>In honor of his 15-month mark, here&#8217;s what we went through during Colin&#8217;s first year:<br \/>\n<strong>2,476 bottles totaling 86 gallons of milk\/formula<br \/>\n2,611 diapers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We don&#8217;t even want to get into sleep &#8211; which we started tracking about two months in. It was pretty messy up until about four months, with an all-time record of waking up nine times over the course of a night. But, we survived!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4854\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4854\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Colin&#039;s first bottle of many\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" class=\"size-large wp-image-4854\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image2-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image2-460x345.jpg 460w, http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/image2-688x516.jpg 688w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4854\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Colin&#8217;s first bottle of many<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5236\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5236\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-24-19.49.58.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-24-19.49.58-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"One of many happy diaper changes\" width=\"700\" height=\"933\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5236\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-24-19.49.58-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/2013-02-24-19.49.58-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5236\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Another happy diaper change<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when you cross first-time parents who tracked all of Colin&#8217;s diapers and bottles, with an accountant father? A whole lot of data. In honor of his 15-month mark, here&#8217;s what we went through during Colin&#8217;s first year: 2,476 bottles totaling 86 gallons of milk\/formula 2,611 diapers We don&#8217;t even want to&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/colins-first-year-by-the-numbers\/\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[63,25],"class_list":["post-6168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-picture","tag-first-birthday","tag-random-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6168"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6185,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6168\/revisions\/6185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tuckers.cc\/brian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}